This is for me in 20 years: Archive

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I duna merry new year?

Currently I’m on a sofa with 1 blanket freezing my ass off shivering like a mad woman as my pal decided to kick me out of the bed to get frisky with another. I’m more than likely to be sick at some point in the next 12 hours but at 6 I am so getting my dad to pick me up. Like fuck am I staying here Sorry guys. I just needed something to pass the time and what not. Happy new year...

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The world is experiencing two years right now.

-youraudio: mikey-way-just: itsureashellaintjustforthefame: INCEPTION.

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people born in 1993-1999 have lived in two...

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10 things i did/will do in 2010/2011

1. Went to New York City 1. Will look more into the goings on of New York City 2. Lost my virginity 2. Never waste sex 3. Lost weight 3. Loose more weight 4. Witnessed a death 4. Learn CPR 5. Got my job back 5. Probably quit my job around exams 6. Realised who i actually liked out of my friends 6. Not confide in too many people 7. Passed GCSES & started college 7. See if i actually do...

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Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Bella: I trust you. Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Normal Person:

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Reblog if you're that one friend who always thinks...

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Fuck.

mimza: bryanrodri: Guys who love lesbians yet hate gays. Girls who love gays yet hate lesbians.

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BELLA PICKS EDWARD THEY HAVE SEX AND HAVE A CREEPY...

sexmagnet-: deans-impala: sexmagnet-: hydrocannon: THE BABY ALMOST KILLS HER AND EDWARD GIVES HER A C-SECTION WITH HIS TEETH. OH AND BELLA GETS TURNED INTO A SPARKLY FAGGOT OF A VAMPIRE, JACOB FALLS IN LOVE WITH THEIR BABY AND THEY LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER IN THEIR SPARKLY FAGGOTY WORLD THAT IS FUCKING WASHINGTON. Such a ~quality~ plot. They;re my neighbors you fucking hoar

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"she choices to give himself"

wtf even is that shit

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oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit

I dropped my laptop earlier but as its been down the stairs open before i thought nothing of it. However now when i close it the rubber gets trapped when you close it cus obv the screen has moved. oh shit, WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!!!!!! omg im freaking out about nothing but its my baby. omg poor mac i love you so much :’( I dunno why i needed to tumblr this but im just so sad :’(

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hate watching films with people who either a)...

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